Canada's History 

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).

I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.

Canada's History by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover

idk .... COLBERT REPORT!

Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"

Canada's History by ZK1987 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.

Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.

Canada's History by Report February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.

The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.

Canada's History by Blue orange March 3, 2010

canada's history 

the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.

"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"

canada's history by richard swet February 11, 2010

Canada's History 

May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.

Historical Fact Canada's History

Canada's History by Buddha311 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.

Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History

Canada's History by crossedcords February 4, 2010