Mort 

Girlfriend/Link

You shagged your Mort yet?

Mort by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020

mort 

the Johnson's cat

our cat mort is so cute!

mort by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021

Mort 

Started WW1

Mort started WW1

Mort by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 2, 2021

mort 

-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah

“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien

mort by mouthbreater July 5, 2021

Mort 

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

Mort by I know allll October 5, 2021

Mort 

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur

Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper

Mort by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021

Mort 

Mort a large and repulsive bodily expulsion.

Don't go into the bathroom, I took a rather large mort.

Mort by JD4455 December 22, 2021