The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens.
Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on
fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also,
people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).
Jack:
Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville
High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*
Jill: Jack, you're a
loser. *walks away*