Alyssa 

Somebody with big breasts and a small, luscious pussy.

Can I fuck you, Alyssa?

Alyssa by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020

Alyssa 

The hottest girl in any school, Alyssa never tries to hurt you. She had sex with me in the bathrooms DURING CLASS. She is the best any guy could ask for.

Alyssa, you are the greatest.

Alyssa by HiYo1234 October 13, 2020

alyssa 

cringe neckbeard redditor

alyssa: wwo i am a cringe neckbeard redditor
wveryone: yea

alyssa by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020

Alyssa 

One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.

Alyssa is courageous

Alyssa by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020

Alyssa 

Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend

Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.

Alyssa by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020

Alyssa 

A bitch and a hoe.

Alyssa is a Pissa and a bitch and a hoe. Fuck her.

Alyssa by 1-800-memyself&I November 12, 2020

Alyssa 

Alyssa is the most amazing girl in the world. She may take a while to open up to you, but once she does, she is the most caring, loyal, funny, outgoing friend you will ever have. She is truly one of a kind. Her heart and soul are pure. Once she is in your life, you will have her forever. She is different and will never leave you. She will be there through anything and everything. Her love is stronger than you could ever imagine.

"Alyssa is my everything"

Alyssa by browski456 November 26, 2020