Kyle 

Kyle is an asshole. He likes to drink monster energy and kick holes in walls. Most of the time, you can find him on xbox saying he fucked your mom.

Person 1: Where's Kyle?
Person 2: Probably fucking your mom.

Kyle by Rhianna, an LGBTQ+ supporter June 17, 2019

Kyle 

A Kyle plays video games 24/7 and only likes music by dead Soundcloud rappers. A Kyles fashion sense lies somewhere in between an e boy and skater wannabe. Kyles are often covered in tiny meaningless tattoos and never ever seen without a can of monster energy drink.

person 1 : yo did you see that dude over there?

person 2 : dude,, that dudes a total kyle

person 1 : what does that even mean
kyle : REEEE *drinks monster while doing parkour on the mcdonald’s playground*

person 1 : nvm

Kyle by kylleee July 24, 2019

Kyle 

The kind of guy that thinks he's hot shit. Prone to posting dick pics and hanging out with guys because he's uncomfortable talking to chicks

Jacob is such a kyle.

Kyle by gellis24 September 21, 2014

Kyle 

Bitch.

"Hey you know Kyle?"
"Oh yeah, he is Bitch."

Kyle by Funny Tings December 11, 2015

Kyle 

Funny, Smart, Can gave a laugh, Romantic, handsome, Generous...But if you don't have trust and honesty within the relationship, it's game over.

Eg...Heartbreaker maybe

Romance sometimes

Laughs ALWAYS with Kyle

Kyle by yeeeeeeeeehar August 22, 2011

Kyle 

Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.

Ew did you see Kyle today?

Kyle by Iverystronglydislikeyou November 22, 2011

Kyle 

Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"

Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.

Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*

Kyle by Linked Carts June 4, 2019