vodka 

Nail polish remover put into a fancy bottle.

The other day I drank some vodka.. it tasted like shit.

vodka by Kathleen the green bean December 10, 2006

Vodka 

The blood that runs through every Russian's veins.

Steve: An American's veins are full of beer, how about a Russians?

John: Vodka.

Vodka by John the Funny Guy July 30, 2011

Vodka 

A drink commonly associated with Russia, but actually invented in 14th century Poland. Polish peasants created it naming it "wodka" (meaning water, because it was a clear alcohol) as a cure for the Black Plague, however it also become a substitute for the spoiled water supply from disease and death commonplace back during the plague's terror.

It spread throughout Poland, (which then included a large part of Ukraine and Belarus) reaching Russia.

Made from either grain alcohol or potato. Vodka from Finland and Poland is generally stronger than Russian vodka.

There is an old saying that goes:

The Russians drink water with vodka.

The Finns drink vodka with water.

The Poles drink vodka like water.

Vodka by Bartender73 April 6, 2013

vodka 

a drink that burns so good, it makes you feel at home again.

“Wanna shove vodka down our throats tonight?”

“Hell yeah! Shits sweet! “

vodka by totalasskicker69 September 10, 2021

Vodka 

A girl's new bestfriend

girl's bestfriend, vodka, alcohol, fun nights, summer

Vodka by A_oyster21 June 17, 2010

Vodka 

A alcoholic beverage, commonly made from fermented grain or potatoes, approximately 180% proof, enjoyed by teachers everywhere.

Uh oh, looks like Fox got into the Vodka again.

Vodka by Anonamouse May 8, 2003

vodka 

russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water!!!

vodka by joe April 9, 2004