Plaid dress worn by Scottish fairies, particularly hairdressers,
fashion designers, penis addicts, and fans of Queer Eye for the Straight
Guy. Typically worn with those cute little knee-
high pantyhose & a shirt tied in a knot just above the belly. Allows the Scottish queers to quickly pick out an accommodating anus in a crowd.
All the guys came over last night in their kilts & we
drank Guinness (at room temperature - ugh!) and watched reruns of Sex & the City. Then we blew each other, with Seamus enjoying the
bukkake.