An individual who has partaken in illegal activities involving narcotics (specifically crack). A common sight in
urban environments, crackheads are identifiable by their
poor hygiene and excessive profanity in public. While irritable by nature, crackheads are very much so skittish, becoming quite agitated at signs of authority figures. Crackheads can be found travelling alone or in groups, though depending on which their behavior varies. While solitary and shy when by themselves, when they are in the company of another crackhead, they become quite boisterous and obnoxious, discussing pointless subjects in an unreasonably loud and profane manner. Crackheads can most commonly be found in areas that offer goods or services for
cheap, as most of their welfare
check is used to get their next score. These areas include, but are not limited to: Walmart, gas stations, the public bus, and McDonalds. It is currently believed that crackheads are a less-developed relative of the crackfiend.
**NOTE**
While not inherently aggressive, it is still not advised to make direct contact with crackheads, as they can easily be aggravated to profane swearing and
talking about how
people don't know the "struggle" like they do. If forced to confront
one, avoid direct eye contact, and quickly find a way to
break interaction. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to
converse with them, as they take this as a sign of invitation to relentlessly pester you with nonsensical issues.
I was leading an expedition through
Walmart when I accidentally stumbled upon a
pack of crackheads. Fortunately, I was able to steer clear and lead my group to
safety at the checkout isle.
