This is the gold standard definition of the term douchebag
"Douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, outward presentation and attire. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. An overzealous, pompous or vexatious asshole totally overdone with tattoos, piercings and ridiculous outfits. They are prone to demonstrating signs of bratty male entitlement. They might not deliberately set out to make the world a worse place but, thanks to their vanity and self-infatuation and myopic obliviousness, that’s exactly what they do.
Give it up for the 3 most preeminent douchebags on planet earth.....Lewis Hamilton, Neymar daSilva and Jake Paul !! Honourable mention goes to Alejandro Garnacho.
When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro
tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?
brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down
brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!
-brad & tj walk into club-
sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!