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Brian
A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
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Brian is man who will protect his girlfriend no matter what and his soulmate name is chilli they vibe like 100% and they are perfect together they look so cute together and are made for each other
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The state that the Brian leaves your puckered anus in after a single session of tender butt sex. Gaping does not even begin to describe the aftereffects of Brian´s anal assault. The most significant of which can only be described as a cheek-clapping-colon-clearing-orgasm-inducing-fart so wet and so intense that the human body is forced to eject copious amounts of both cum and feces at their respective terminal velocities in order to prevent the sheer amount of overstimulation from disrupting the nervous system and inducing a seizure.