ur mom 

some fat mf

person1 bro is that ur mom?
person 2 nah shes way too different
person 3 i fucked her last night
person 1+2 🧍

ur mom by ur mom <3~ October 6, 2021

ur mom 

ur mom means ur mom lol yeah or like a stupid joke yeah

"do you know the time?"
"ur mom"
"you're an ass"
"that's what she said"
"istg"

ur mom by jikookmyeverything >3< October 6, 2021

Ur mom 

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)

I did Ur mom last night.

Ur mom by Erickbeugly October 6, 2021

ur mom 

google it.

i had fun with UR MOM last night

ur mom by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 7, 2021

ur mom 

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

ur mom by play man October 8, 2021

ur mom 

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst

Me: hey

friend: ur mom

ur mom by play man October 8, 2021

ur mom 

This is a phrase that if anyone says... Well idk what to say but. Make sure you stay away from them as they could be an undercover year 7, ready to attack (if they can even land a punch).

Me: What r u doing today?
Year 7: ur mom;
Every Year 7 around him: 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Everyone with friends and a father that actually have a sense of humor: 😐

ur mom by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021