Asian 

someone who was or had ancestors born in Asia. This includes China, Japan, Korea, Philippines, etc. There are many sterotypes about Asians, some true and some completely false. Here are a few:

MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)

So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.

Todd: Hey, who's that? Over there?
Paul: Oh, her? That's Kim. She's Asian and she pretty fun.

Asian by simply_jj October 8, 2011

Asian 

Someone from Asia. (Mataya)

"He is Asian"
"She is from China, therefor she falls in the Asian category"

Asian by M3J2020 April 21, 2018

Asian 

Someone from Asia. (Mataya)

"He is Asian"
"She is from China, therefor she falls in the Asian category"

Asian by M3J2020 April 21, 2018

Asian 

Someone that has good grades and knows everything and has parents that will kill you if you got a b or lower on a test.

My Asian parents got mad at me when I got a 95 on the test

Asian by FLOOR_GANG January 19, 2020

Asian 

The name of one of the finest muthatruckers that ever walked this earth.Those blessed with having the first name "Asian" are generally likable,pimp-like,funny,fine,and a natural born player.

If there was one man that could stand toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris,it'll be a guy named Asian.

Asian by KloudSe7en November 26, 2013

asian 

People originating from the continent of Asia. May be of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Filipino, Indian descent plus the many other islands located near the Pacific. A lot of stereotypes surround East Asians such as:

1. Above normal intelligence
2. Strict parents
3. Bad driving skills
4. Small penises
5. Obsession with multiplayer computer games
6. Being sluts
7. etc.

Well guess what for one thing if they're so smart that's because they work hard, I can say that the white woman who crashed into the tree yesterday is a bad driver, their dicks are so not small and what about those pallid white guys who stay in their mother's basement playing guitar hero all day >.> ?

-He's such a smartass and all he does is sleep in class all day.

-Well duh he's asian.

asian by Fil_Chin February 9, 2008

asian 

the sexiest race to date

Person 1: yo bro this girl and I are soooooo in love broo we held hands and kissed today
Person 2: Oh really? May I ask, what race was she?
Person 1: The best race out, I shit you not. Asian!!
Person 2: Holy shit dude you scored!!!

asian by r59b1 August 14, 2021