Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

Jonathan by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

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Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

Jonathan by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

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Jonathan

Jonathan is man who has a 3 inch cock on hard

Omg girl did you know Jonathan has a small cock.. oooo I know girl his dick so small it’s like an ant oooo girl

Jonathan by Jonathansmallcock February 9, 2020

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Jonathan

Classic musician ass. Look good in skinny but not too skinny jeans

Look at Jonathan classic musician ass !

Jonathan by Laféedesdents April 24, 2020

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Jonathan

A roblox person that lags. He is called "Lagatron".

Oh Wow, Jonathan is so laggy today.

Jonathan by FartJonathanGrammar April 24, 2020

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jonathan

He is an awesome guy that’s really really fun to talk to. A great person to have a good laugh with and very trustworthy. He knows what he wants and is a very loyal guy. An amazing biker and bullies verona for not being able to ride a bike.

It was soo nice getting to talk to jonathan last night, I really enjoyed it!

jonathan by lavender is superior July 11, 2020

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