A
mysterious entity who is the center of many mysteries. Many hours have been
wasted trying to solve the mysteries behind this man, but none have
come close to a conclusive answer to the mystery that lies behind this man.
Per: hey
Lars, you've heard of Obama right?
Lars: of course i've heard of Obama, why?
Per: you don't happen to know Obama's last name do you?
Lars: *fucking implodes*
Per: yeah me neither