Shopping 

The meaning of most girls happiness

Girl :do you want to go shopping!
Girl2: yes that would make me happy!

Shopping by Pterodactyl 2 April 10, 2021

shopping 

you say you will only get one thing but walk out with the store.
something that only addicts do like Nia

"Nia is a shopping addict"
"wow did you see the Nia"
"Who?"
"Oh i mean the shopping addict"

shopping by dfak;ms.jefgu8p'iWERJ January 31, 2022

shopping 

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Froogle, aka Google Shopping

shopping by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

Shopping Shits 

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

Shopping Shits by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Shopping Socks 

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.

Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.

Shopping Socks by Redboots November 5, 2010

Shopping cart racing 

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.

1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!

Shopping cart racing by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Shopping Nazis 

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

Shopping Nazis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012