Uncle 

this man is someone that isnt related to u in anyway possible but u just call him uncle to be respectful.

"ello my son"
"hello uncle daniel"

Uncle by gosyd12345 August 2, 2021

Uncle 

A JoJo’s fan who will skip part 4, and when you ask him why, he will say “Discord, more like pisscord!” He will then leave the room and watch despicable me 3.

-Celebrity guest chef, Bobby Flay

-That’s my uncle

Uncle by JuicyGooseyMan November 30, 2021

Uncle 

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

Uncle by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Uncle 

Someone who has pulled down your pants in the family washroom.

Uncle Barry has sent you a message: 👙 See you at my place at 11 PM. Don't worry about age difference. 😘

Uncle by Your Uncle sent u an Emoji: 😘 November 4, 2019

Uncle 

to be a sugar daddy. to be really old and have fine nieces or mistresses. usually used with mafioso or wall street guys who hang with their nieces at night clubs and high end resturants

damn that old ass uncles is with more girls then i can name

Uncle by PISAN December 5, 2004

uncle 

Uncle is anything and everything...It can be a good thing or a bad thing...It can be a person, a feeling, an object, or even a thing...

I'm so uncle...I was at the uncle the whole day with uncle...We had such an uncle time..

translation: I'm so tired...I was at the concer the whole day with Anderson...We had such a great time...

uncle by violet May 23, 2004

uncle 

Slang coming into common use to describe web locations where one might be able to find torrents. This is based on the fact that most people have an uncle who works in a place which gets corporate keys for their software and hooks you up with free goodies from time to time.

Thus, if you need some software, you ask your "uncle" and see if he's got it. The phrase is usually utilized on forums where to openly talk about torrents is banned.

Joe1982: Hey mate, I need some video editing software to sort out this short film I'm working on, can you hook me up?

FrankSin: I can't, but ask your uncle and see what he can do for you.

uncle by The Internet Police June 20, 2007