The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the
front, dragging
mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional
peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.
After buying the chick
like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that
skirt all night--I did her anyway.