Heem 

a\The act of ejaculation.

Wow dude I just striaght heemed on that real quick!
It's all about that heem team 2013!

Heem by Heem Papi January 31, 2015

Heem 

A fond greeting and expression used between brothers and friends.

Heem! I haven't seen you for quite awhile.

Heem by Heeem May 1, 2022

heem 

To throw something really hard.

Joseph really heemed that egg at that house.

heem by KipWellsFan April 20, 2004

Heem 

Heem is your dick or penis

“Ay cam come neck my heem real quick dawg”

“Aye collins boyy the way you was sucking on my heem last night make me wanna leave my girl g”

“Ay cus i got my heem stuck in the door go grab the vaseline”

Heem by YoungNannerGang May 29, 2019

heem 

- One who possesses the credentials of HeemJ
- A title given to a man who meets the requirements of MJ, as well as those of the HeemJ list.

Rules of HeemJ:

Must like eyeliner or other facial enhancements, such as piercings and subtle make up, or club kid fashions.
Appreciate the form of adult males.
Exceptionally artistic (Musically, Artistically, Theatrically, and Dance)
Sense of fashion- Clothes that fit and coordinate.
Non-homophobia. Enough said
Openmindedness or willing to explore life.
Being GAY is automatic HeemJ. Assuming you aren't a turd.
Having a "dominate" aura, and exploiting it unpolitely. ;-)

Removal of HeemJ is based on the followig situations:

Homophobia. Straight up. Don't be ignorant.
Cockiness or arrogance.
Popped Collars (Can you say EW!)
Refusal to wear eyeliner
Overly straight
Zac-ing. You look like shit, really.
Football players. Yeah. running into each other is totally sexy! *blink*
Being rude or snooty to us. (Dreama and Ashley)
Making fun of HeemJ honorees.
Insensitivity
Ridicule of true art, and boredness of art.
Being Emo...or attempting to be Emo. -- Aboslutely NOT!

Darren Hayes is a Heem.
We can't wait to see heem. (instead of, "We can;t wait to see him)
Our Heem is Late!
He wants Heem! (instead of, "He wants Him")

heem by HeemJ! July 28, 2008

Heem 

A heem is another word for a large penis, originating from the formerly know English word “hammer”.

I didn’t know what to do when she looked at my “heem”.

Heem by PoisonousPickle23 March 28, 2020

Heem 

The creamy, unsanitary residue that builds up between the thigh and ballsack (sometimes stretching to the taint) of a man with horrible hygiene.

I had this nasty broad over last night, she gobbled the heem right off my grundle.

Heem by knobgobblin February 4, 2021