fergus 

when something comes out the wrong way

i just puked out my eye sockets aka a fergus

fergus by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019

Fergus 

a disease that someone gets after being spitroasted by two sebs this causes rectal bleeding and diahorrea

Guy: OMG i've now got fergus!!!!.......
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Fergus by Harry Hendrson December 15, 2008

fergus 

It\\\'s if you\\\'re a man and you\\\'re wearing a tie, if the end section of the tie comes out of your fly.

Person 1:How did the interview go?
Person 2:OK
Person 1:Did you go to toilet after your interview?
Person 2:No, why?
Person 1:Cos\' you\'re having a fergus

fergus by Sean Fredericks March 1, 2008

fergus 

the name of the most annoying thing ever and always gets on peoples nerves.

“ugh there he goes again, it’s fergus.”

fergus by Rah mate April 13, 2022

Fergus 

Uncle;

brother of your father or your mother;

slang. Older male mentor

Fergus is the sexiest guy you shall ever see, he has luscious locks and beautiful, twinkling eyes that invites love and affection.

He dawns a large genital and jim jam-clad.

Milch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fergus will be at the function cuh!" - Person 1
"Oh flip yeah!!" - person 2

Fergus by SOggyOrange May 4, 2024

Fergus McDonald 

Smokes crayons

Guy 1: Did you see Fergus McDonald last night?
Guy 2: Yea he was soooooo high on those crayons

Fergus McDonald by Peter Greer October 2, 2018

Fergus Falls 

A cold ass small town in rural Mn. Not quite the middle of nowhere but you can see it from there. Worst vaction spot ever

I just froze to death in Fergus Falls

Fergus Falls by Really Frozen guy July 21, 2011