Facts about Emory:
1. You went here
bc you didn't get into Georgetown,
Duke and/or Cornell (but you don't tell anyone this)
2. You regret very much going to Emory when you come home & hear stories from your friends at state schools(good looking girls, easy classes, better Greek life)
3. If you're Jewish, you automatically have an advantage when it comes to meeting the opposite sex.
4. Your decision to come to Emory
bc of its name doesnt pay off in the end as you enter the business
world and NO ONE has heard of your
school ("Wait, so you went to Embry Riddle? You a pilot?")
5. You start reffering to NYC as "the city".