Homework 

What I am supposed to be doing right now

Mom "Did you do your homework"
Me " After my phone died"

Homework by R.guetz03 December 5, 2016

homework 

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.

Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.

homework by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017

Homework 

A cruel and unusual punishment for doing what ur supposed to do and sitting on yo ass for 6 hours while u listen to old people talk until u die of boredom

For example, im supposed to do my homework but im too f**king lazy to care so im doing this instead of homework

Homework by Lazy_fuck February 22, 2017

Homework 

A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.

I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!

Homework by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

Homework 

Pieces of paper that teachers give you because for some reason, regular school work

HOMEWORK. EQUALS. DEATH.

Homework by lego adam April 16, 2017

Homework 

Hours of my existence spent on random knowledge.

this homework is actual hell!

Homework by Viking Swirlix April 28, 2017

homework 

poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system

I'm going to die from my pile of homework

homework by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017