Turtle 

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

Turtle by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Turtle 

Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW

"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.

Turtle by yogha October 22, 2023

turtle 

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

turtle by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

Turtle 

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

Turtle by AND YOU! January 14, 2025

Turtle

Slang name for weed coined by E-40.

I call weed turtle cause it's green and makes you move slow.

Turtle by anonymous March 3, 2026

Turtle

Streamer Pointdida uses the word "TURTLE" to express himself saying that he's not interested or doesn't want to do what's being said . It's like another of saying something is dead/ no go, Example if you ask pointdida to do something he doesn't want to do he will say "THAT SH*T IS TURTLE'' or just ''TURTLE''

person:"Dida can i come on your stream" Dida:That sh*t Turtle

Turtle by PointDida July 2, 2026

Turtle

A personality metaphor for a man who retreats into his shell instead of expressing what he truly needs. He accepts less from a relationship than he deserves because facing his insecurities feels more frightening than staying silent.

The Turtle stayed quiet about his needs, believing it was safer to hide than to risk being vulnerable.”

Turtle by Wildmindspirit July 24, 2026