neff
neff by wazzledoozle September 5, 2006
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a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)
situation 1:
guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...
guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?
guy 1- probibly not
guy 2- dude dont be such a neff
situation 2:
chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler
chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!
guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...
guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?
guy 1- probibly not
guy 2- dude dont be such a neff
situation 2:
chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler
chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!
neff by nathaniel bangem March 26, 2009
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neff
Neff: one of a series of noisy up-and-down jaw movements with mouth and eyes wide open, often performed by nearby, toothless diners that appear to be in a trance. Also indicates the person who is neffing (the neffer). Used as a nound or verb.
Neff
Neffs are strange creatures. They like to nap and have 'snackies'. Neffs can be affectionate, but be careful as they do have a tendancy to bite on occasion. To make a neff happy, feed her snackies, let her nap and give attention. Neffs do lack the ability to think before they speak, so if your Neff says something mean, just give her a snackie and send for nap immediately.