3 definitions by mellophan

Poopstick

An action game played in a cow field full of slimy excrement. Also the main tool or bat used to play the game. Single players: each choose a stick in order to fling sloppy excrement at other players for a set time period. The one at the end of the period with the least poop is the winner. The person with the most poop on the takes the title of "the poopstick." Only sloppy poop qualifies to use in the game.

In our last poopstick game, I chose a brittle branch; it broke, so I ended up being the poopstick.

by mellophan April 2, 2021

geeb

noun or verb: saliva that inadvertently shoots out of the mouth onto someone nearby. Pronounced "gheeb."

Yahuda's geeb was record-breaking. It flew into the ear of minister during his sermon.

by mellophan April 2, 2021

neff

Neff: one of a series of noisy up-and-down jaw movements with mouth and eyes wide open, often performed by nearby, toothless diners that appear to be in a trance. Also indicates the person who is neffing (the neffer). Used as a nound or verb.

Yahuda ask his mother if it was OK to imitate the elderly neff at the next table while dining at Cowboy Bob's Bean Barrell.

by mellophan April 2, 2021