A universal measurement of energy/power that can have one of three simple values; not enough, plenty, or tons. Zoobs can be used to measure the energy or power of anything... a battery, motor, ac outlet,
car, motorcycle, you
name it; it either doesn'
t have enough zoobs, has plenty, or has a ton.
author'
s first known origin -- engineering school discussions.
That motor is so weak, it doesn'
t even have enough zoobs to move the hands on a
clock. Damn, his
car has a ton of zoobs, but am I supposed to be impressed with a machine that just sits there and spin its wheels?