And cut it out with the villain shit. You KNOW it's not just villains. Goblin
slayer? Blue lock? He even says "I AM HIM!" in the manga and is calling
people retards! It's also catching on in the anime community where characters are "him" now. So-and-so 'Is him'. And I'm a Fire Emblem character! A priest who likes to
nap and considers himself a theorist.
Hym "Guys you really gotta cut it out with the villain shit. You know it isn't just villains. Alright? Seriously."
Iam "I also think Aggretsuko is based on this. And the first episode of Helluva Boss parrots the 'You don't know that the kids are innocent thing' "
Hym "RIGHT!? EXACTLY! There is a bunch of stuff here spanning the entire moral spectrum. I'm
like the woman in 'Don't worry darling' or something..."
Iam "I mean, the Tom Hardy thing kind of seems
like us... Right? Where he's both guys? And maybe 'Ballad of
Buster Scruggs' It's
hard to keep track..."
Hym "The Tom- OH! Right. I'm the gay one... Why am I always the gay one?"
Iam "Wh... Really?"
Hym "What!?"
Iam "I mean... The lady-boy thing and the 'tranny sex' thing and the mushroom thing and the canonically loved by-"
Hym "ALRIGHT! YES! I see the gay now! Jesus Christ! 😮 💨😑 And it's not just the characters I WRITE THE
FUCKING DIALOGUE TOO! Full-
ass soliloquies! And diatribes! Doesn't it exhaust you? Don't you get tired of trivializing it? You MUST have to
work hard at it to ignore all of these details. I can almost see the smoke coming out of your ears as your filthy ape
brain as it tries to manufacture an excuse to only attribute the 'bad things' to me. 'It'S hArMfUl!!' Or something. YOU'RE FINE! AND MY MENTAL HEALTH IS FINE!
JESUS! But it's not GOING to be fine! I swear to God, if these shorties don't
stop flirting with me it won't be fine! Got me bout to throw my whole-ass life away."