Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call
911* I ain'
t no friend I don'
t even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black
father*
THE END