Desiring to watch pornography, but not necessarily horny. Not to be confused with "porney," an adjective describing something that resembles pornography.
"Want to play Call of Duty?"
"Not now, I'm kinda porny. Give me 20 minutes."
When a person has an ah-ha moment while suddenly realizing they have been hit with two extreme feelings at the same damn time being: paranoid and horny = porny