noof 

ABSOLUTLEY ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!

also, a non-swearing way of saying f***

"go noof yourself"

"noof you!!

"thats noofed up!"

"me and her noofed last night!!"

noof by noofers July 22, 2009

Noof 

News (or any bit of info) delivered by a goof.

While the channel's viewers took the other news anchors seriously, they mocked the weatherman and his daily noof.

Noof by Fresh Noofs May 21, 2016

Noof 

The male version of a queef. When air trapped in the penazia is passed through head of the penis. Similar to air trapped in a clown ballon.

“What the hell was that Eric?”
“Sorry it was noof, it happens when I’m nervous”
“What the fuck is a noof?”
“A dick fart. My dick farted”

See also- gueef, dick fart,

I just ripped a nasty noof.

Noof by Chris L. August 1, 2018

noof 

an academic work of highly questionable quality, employing low standards and exhibiting a lack of attention to detail

I had an hour and a half to write that paper, and it was a total noof - probably C-

noof by MrFriend.6969 January 2, 2011

noof 

an exclamation of particular intrest for Quesadillas;

informal interjection;

used when a particular person is hungry for Quesadillas

Noof, do I sure want a Quesadilla!

noof by Ink Cartradge JR July 3, 2007

noof 

one who is annoying or obnoxious; someone who is not funny; someone who doesn't sing well but still tries to sing; someone who has broken a bone in the foot; usually people who are named alex.

Hey guys look at that noof over there.

noof by BLocKyyy December 26, 2009

Noof 

A penis fart.

Why did you noof in my face?

Noof by Ty+Ky June 4, 2009