A man who loves to drink scotch and smells like a big fat
fuck. Marries the first fucking
whore lace-ridden with tattoos all over her body who is pushing 40 years old. Bordering on pedophilia (lock up your daughters)
Person 1: Did you see how
hot that 9 year old
girl is?
Person 2: Are you sick, like some kind of Fattie Pig Fattie? Stay away from me!
Person 1: What's the smell? Did someone
die?
Person 2: No kidding! Is there a Fattie Pig Fattie in the vicinity?