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the whitest, most irrelevant shitbag you will ever meet.
ugh, I just broke up with brennen and I couldn't be happier.
Brennen by camilai53 June 29, 2019
He is such a Brennen
Brennen by Amy's Brain August 20, 2017
He’s soft. Avoids vaping. A bitch. Plays baseball. Avoids U of M due to girlfriend. His girlfriend’s name is probably Lauren. Says he studying with his girlfriend but really fucking her. Overall weird good friend.
Brennen quit being gay.
Your “studying
Brennen by Asian Midget June 29, 2018
Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven seas Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse if I Camelot to that cold spot and Lancelot. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.
Nick: I hate Martin Cabello
Jake: Brennen
Brennen by Kamdenakalaggydaddy December 3, 2019
Brennen is the best person, he has a heart of gold, is absolutely adorable and sexy, is loyal to the core, has the most amazing brown eyes, is so funny and just amazing
We love a Brennen
Brennen by 2toxic4ux March 5, 2022
brennen is a bigboy that loves to play hide and seek brennens are often desribed as "chodeliike" or a "cumass"
oh, is that brennen, hes such a cumass!