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The act of taking a shit after school. After School Shit.
“Jeremy is at school and can’t wait to go home and take his A.S.S”

“Jeremy came home after school and took his A.S.S”
A.S.S by Jaques696 January 23, 2019
Short for Agents of Secret Stuff
Agents that saves lives and fight against their mortal enemies, the S.I.N.S. (Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff)
Becoming an official agent requires owning a H.O.L.E (Honorary Operative License Entitlement)
A.S.S.: I. Am an A.S.S.
Person: OH YES YOU ARE!
A.S.S.: WAI-WAI-WAIT NO!
A.S.S by TheMajorA.S.S. January 25, 2011
Asian Secret Society
Created in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
A large criminal organization with plans for world domination, created in late 2003 by a Chinaman, 2 Viets, and a South Asian Brotha.
Yo, you better watch yo' ass, the A.S.S. is around.
A.S.S by StiLL Matic October 10, 2005
A.S.S a.k.a After Shit Syndrome occers after a bad case of the diareha. It is mostly recognized as a horrible burning feeling in the ass.
Damn, I've got a bad case of A.S.S
A.S.S by Rib Meister April 1, 2004
An acronym for Awkward Social Situation.
"I just sneezed in front of a whole bunch of people, and I sprayed snot everywhere!"

"Now thats an A.S.S."
A.S.S by DJ Silly Hat December 3, 2007