Penis 

Man's best friend

'My penis and I went out for dinner last night'

Penis by Bo^gamra December 7, 2003

penis 

now defunct anglo-saxon pluralisation of the word "pen"

"i have a collection of penis"
"Could you hold my penis"
"i want my penis back"

penis by andy May 28, 2004

Penis 

: a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

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Penis by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

Penis 

The sole male motivation for any approach to a member of the oposite sex. Thick and long it likes to be stroked, always wandering for an ass to poke.

I stroke it to the east, and I stroke it to the west, and I stroke it to the woman that I love best. Cuz I be strokin.

Penis by Jesse McDonald June 6, 2003

Penis 

The beautiful thing every girl wants, and that drives them insane during hot sex.

Henrys penis seemed to go right through kaleigh.

Penis by Kaleigh November 30, 2003

penis 

An ultimate source of human beings.

Son, penis is your creator

penis by John May 13, 2005

penis 

My big lump of meaty muscle which my boyfrield constantly wants down his throat. Or up his ass.

My boyfriend really loves to suck my penis, and I love to suck his. Feels really good. It's like a Mars bar for people on a diet.

penis by HomoUK July 5, 2003