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It's Basically Dick But More In An Appropriate way, Or It's Just That Parents Got Tired Of Calling Thier Kids Dick Because Of The New Generation

I'm Sorry For Anyone Who's Called Richard
No Hard Feelings
Bob: Hey Dick
Richard: The Fuck You Say
Bob: No, I Don't Mean Any Offense But It's Just That The Name Dick Is Short For Richard, No Hard Feelings
Richard: Oh Ok, None Taken
Richard by Graze Costumni June 6, 2019
Dont be a Richard be a successful human
Richard by RichardF June 9, 2019
Richard is a popular name used in the U.S. Richard's are usually on the shorter side and have been known for their inconsistent tendencies e.g (plans, timing, etc.) Richard's usually fall in love at first sight and are very clingy. They usually end up getting very tired in their mid 20's to make it even worse for plans in the long run. You'll probably find one at your local bar.
Line 1:Wow Richard always makes plans and never shows...

Line 2: That guy's such a Richard
Richard by McChicken24 September 5, 2019
Richard has a big dick
Richard by OH DICK October 14, 2019
N - A hunky, smelly, dirty man who frequently talks about queefing videos, and touching 18 year old boys long shafts. If you are a teen runaway you should always try to find yourself a Richard. They are kind and tender loving two young men.
Richard's good dick has kept me safe and warm since I ran away to become a young model.
Richard by Fraw October 16, 2019
A generic term used for a morbidly obese security officer who lacks the social skills and charisma to actually get laid. One who is quite possibly a closer homosexual who craves the mighty peen. He is also a religious zealot who denies science and logic when it precludes his beliefs in a false God.
SO1: Man, that guy is a real Richard.
S02: Why's that man?

S01: He really has a thing for another guy but is too shy and his fat folds prohibit him from confessing his love to the younger Richard.
S02: He just needs to come out of the closet. It's 2019 man. He needs to just face the REAL facts and stop making them up as he goes.

S01: Yeah, I know right? We both know there are like unlimited genders and he just can't accept it.

S02: Yeah man, he needs to drop that fat so he can finally see his dick.
Richard by \ O(W)O / December 12, 2019