twitter 

the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter

that woman has a smelly twitter

twitter by liam345 November 23, 2009

twitter 

A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring

Twitter - Think about it.

twitter by Dialectic You May 2, 2009

Twitter 

the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.

i wish your mum didn't have twitter

Twitter by swagmeanings June 24, 2011

Twitter 

Cancer

Today I used Twitter, TommyInnit was getting cancelled.

Twitter by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021

Twitter 

Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.

Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?

Man: No, but I could definately taste it...

Twitter by dvso November 8, 2009

Twitter 

A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.

"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!

Twitter by likeordie November 15, 2011

Twitter 

An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.

"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."

Twitter by Merriam Websters Dictionary June 14, 2009