a creature that was once believed to be mythical, but has recently surfaced in the mountains of the pacific northwest. It can be distinguished by its high pitch shrill when attacked or provoked by a smaller predator. The war pig will attempt to win you over through free buffet dinners and easily detectable
lies, when called out on these
lies the war pig will back track and change subjects to another lie, the origins of the war pig are very uncertain. Some claim he is from Louisiana, others Arkansas, or
California. But most tend to believe that the war pig has strong ties to Cuba, and may be the scientific creation of
one Fidel Castro. ON average the
war piglets take
13 months in the womb to fully grow and only then are they ready to be raised by their grandparents.