Jock

(verb) to emulate, to bite.

Don't jock my style: go get your own.

Jock by scottiny July 1, 2005

jock

someone who is hated because he gets 10 times as many chicks as most of you fags, picks on whiny bitches who are too weak and dont have enough fucking pride to stand up for themselves, and is envied because he is good at sports. stop being jealous, douchebags

nerd:i'm such a fucking pussy i talk shit on the internet and cant even stand up for myself, i wish i wasnt such a fucking douchebag like that jock

jock by e.j. slater May 27, 2007

JOCK

Mostly used in the bay area. Means that you feelin them or you think they hella cute

*i cant help it that you jockin
*I'm jockin ya style

JOCK by DAT BAY AREA May 30, 2006

jock

Please stop with these mean definitions of jocks and other high school hierarchical statuses. Here is a (hopefully) unbiased view point:
Rather sporty people. Similar to athletes. Jocks insult nerds. Nerds insults jocks. Are accused of not being a big contributor to society, by nerds. Make fun of nerds for not being as physically able.

Jocks and athletes helped during evolution. Without them we wouldn't have been able to hunt effectively, obtain proteins from meat, and increase brain size. (yes, proteins did that).

Without nerds, the human population won't be as advanced as it is today, but without jocks, the human population might not be around.

The reason why our human population is able to survive, and constantly develop and advance, is the balance of nerds and jocks.

jock by rambling fool January 31, 2010

Jock

An arrogant little pussy brat who fucking cries at everything. He always seams concerned about what everyone does, but is really an attention whore. He loves to play sports, but really sucks at it, Jocks are retarded and pretend to like everyone, even though they hate everyone, but everyone hates them too. Jocks are always fat asses, they're parents treat them like the shit, and they think they are. They can't get girl, and people who argue with them always win, that leads to the Jock hating the arguer and bitching about him behind his back, and the arguer knows. Jocks are the lowest form of life, they are not even human.

That Jock is bitching about him AGAIN!

Jock by jockh8r April 1, 2010

jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

jock by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

Jock

Overly Scottish individual concerned primarily with Scottish affairs such as devolution/drinking/xenophobia. Usually associated with north east Scotland. Not to be confused with 'Smackheids', who hate anyone not from their local area but lack the presence of thought to quantify their feelings, and the physical/mental ability to act on their feelings. Notable skills include fighting/taking offence at inanimate objects and rallying against those different to themselves. Frequently seen wearing traditional dress without good cause. All Jocks watch 'Braveheart' frequently believing it to be the best movie ever.
They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.

That Fanta pants is a raging jock, between Buckfasts ~(buckie) he told me to 'get tae fuck' on account of me not being born on the same housing estate as him.

That stupid jock thinks Scotland would be better off without the UK, I'm sure 4000 tons of cod and a dwindling whisky export will save their sorry skins.

Jock by Someone of sound mind April 2, 2009