As mentioned on "The Daily Show with John Stewart."
An imaginary document that gives
one the right to be a Douchebag without harmful consequences. However it must be invoked or the individual who fails to invoke it can and
will be subjected to harsh punishment from those offended. Without the invocation of the Writ, the Douchebag holds no rights, and no protective measures
will be taken to prevent harm to their genitals.
Due to the fact that Doug had failed to invoke the Writ of
Douchebaggery before Donkey Punching his girlfriend, he woke up in the middle of the night to
find his testicals in a
vice.