Prior to getting married, the
woman is exciting in
bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the
woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.
Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the
woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.
Newly married man: "After getting married, my
wife is no longer fun in
bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"
Friend: "She's got Wedding
Cake Syndrome."
Man: "Is there a cure?"
Friend: "Divorce."