Vest 

Crochless underwear for the upper torso

Dam did you see Felicia letting it all hang out in those crochless panties pulled over her head calling it a vest

Vest by Hahahahak January 10, 2020

vest 

A puffy nylon garment with a zipper which looks really sexy on little girls.

I like Sophia's new nylon vest.

vest by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

Vest 

The incorrect word for Tank Top

Guy 1: Is that a vest?
Guy 2: No, it’s a tank top.

Vest by parallelpseudonym March 21, 2025

Vest Friends 

Friends that dress up in vests to social gatherings and events that one would not wear a vest to.

"Why are you guys wearing vests at a (football game, roller rink, game of paintball, etc.)?"

(Together) "Were vest friends."

Vest Friends by Prodigiousartist September 28, 2011

Vest Popper 

Ammunition capable of piercing armor.

Armor piercing rounds.

Vest Poppers was introduced in Mobb Deep's "One of Ours"
"All of them are filled to the top of the vest poppers, we can get it on with america's best coppers."

It doesn't matter what type of armor you wearing, if you get hit with the vest popper its over.

Vest Popper by warng October 28, 2011

Vest Wanker 

Guys wearing vests that expose man cleavage and/or side nipple!

Did you see Brett with his man cleavage hanging out?

Yeah that guy is such a vest wanker.

Vest Wanker by Sazzlebazzle January 16, 2014

Vest Guy 

You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.

A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.

Vest Guy by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011