shlonk
shlonk by Don't come back September 26, 2017
Get the shlonk mug.
Shlonk
A verb refering to a sexual act performed by two partners in which one partner places the tip of a dildo into their asshole and the other partner takes a golf club and hits the other end of the dildo in order to lodge it further into the asshole. If performed correctly, the sound made by the further insertion of the dildo should be shlonk.
Shlonk by PatchworkArk December 12, 2022
Related Words
shlonk • shlonked • Shlonker • shlonky • shlonkerburg • shlonk face • Shlonk it silly style • shlonka • shlonkered • shlonker faced
Shlonk
The sound a knife makes when you pull it out of meat. The initial sound the blade makes upon entry, naturally, is "shlink". The correct usage of both words together should always be in caps and screamed feverishly. SHLINKSHLONK
shlonk face
shlonk face by billy gouche October 22, 2008
Shlonk it silly style
To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Shlonk it silly style by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024