Similar to Schroeder’s cat theory where a cat in a
box can be presumed both dead and
alive at the same time, Schroeder’s Spirit Fuck is where an
individual flying Spirt can be assumed both fucked and not fucked at the same time. This phenomenon is most likely to happen to an
individual in a long distance relationship, trying to visit his or her significant other on the
cheap. In this scenario, the individual takes the place of the cat and the Spirit plane replaces the
box. Schroeder’s Spirt Fuck begins when the individual enters the Spirit plane, takes his or her seat, and finds out that the flight has been delayed or grounded for an undetermined amount of time. When the individual finds himself or herself still sitting on the plane when he or she should have already landed and should be having relations with his or her significant other, the individual is now fucked and not fucked at the same time. Fucked by Spirit and not fucked by his or her significant other.