To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

Puddled by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017

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puddled

puddled - though more common words are used to describe the act of sex. this one raises an eyebrow or two. You may use this word when trying to confuse someone, or insult someone larger then you, for they may not know immediatly that you are deserving a beating.

1. I puddled your mom...
2. Allen, I puddled your mom.
3. guess what I did last night...I puddled your face.

puddled by tequilaeric May 22, 2007

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Puddled

A term commonly heard from by young hicks from parkhill Ontario. Puddled is used when teens plan to get absolutely interplanetary at any occasion fit for drinking. First used to talk about Ethan porters birthday puddled is very fun to say and it means you'll be getting fucked out of your tree.

"Are we getting slouched tonight?"~Carter

"Not a chance, were getting fucking puddled"~Andy

Puddled by Ran ran boban February 26, 2018

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A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.

*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!

puddled by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021

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