A Jorgen is someone who is chatty as hell and gives no fucks.
He knows philosophy well which is a bad thing. His philosophical knowledge will make you doubt your entire existence and put you into a vegetative state.
His inability to
sleep until 3am ruins his friend’s
sleep schedules but somehow he can survive that way every night.
Jorgen is in a screamo emo band and has full sleeve tattoos - probably one with a
goat too.
He likes to dress
quirky by wearing different colored socks and shoes, leading to others calling him unprofessional.
Although he loves his wife and cats, he is a also a huge cunt. The cuntiest cunt if you ever did
meet one.
Overall: A great friend - but a huge bitch snake.