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Dfux
What the fuck? The fuck? The fuq?
Made famous during the 90's AOL chat rooms with the script kiddies.
Made famous during the 90's AOL chat rooms with the script kiddies.
Dfux is she wearing?
DFUF
Designated fat or ugly friend. everyone has one, if you don't then you are one, don't try and lie to yourself. they make you look prettier and skinnier and appear smarter by comparison.
gods greatest inventions. Usually only contributing feature is their unattractiveness.
gods greatest inventions. Usually only contributing feature is their unattractiveness.
Livvy: 'i wish Brandon would notice me, but i'm just too fat and ugly and stupid.'
Kate: 'its OK, you just need to get yourself a DFUF. You are mine and because of your insignificance and hideousness, i haven't been without a boyfriend since we've been friends. You're a real asset'
Kate: 'its OK, you just need to get yourself a DFUF. You are mine and because of your insignificance and hideousness, i haven't been without a boyfriend since we've been friends. You're a real asset'
DFUF by livvysuxbrandonsballs May 21, 2009
i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis
a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.
i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis by zombiehunter951 November 20, 2009