The dryest college in the county. If you'd like to burn away your money on tuition, this is the place. It's a very
cold place with computers that are slow, printers that don't work, and the cafeteria is seperated by three gangs; Business, Graphic Design, and those
kids that play kid card games. There's always that awkward moment where noobs of the college take your spot on the couch in the cafe, and they also ask how to turn on their
computer. They kick you if you have a weak immune system against disease. Also known as Byer-cliffe. Plus, they have AIDS. Not the good kind. The bad kind. You can't take out any books from the library. There's also an IT guy named Joe who is probably the best staff person you'll meet. They have Canadian-Georgia teachers who know that it's a good thing for small favors. If you're coming in, you better have an ID. You may sprite yourself. They have professors with life
long lessons to teach you. Summer semesters are killer when you have 16 weeks of work in 7 weeks. They have professors with Nigerian accents. Briarcliffe has almost never seen an asian or a Snow Day. Do you have off on Election Day? They don't. They don't ever have off until
Thanksgiving or
Christmas, and
Christmas is because the semester ends before it. Welcome to the world of Briarcliffe.
Mike: Hey, don't you go to Briarcliffe College in Patchogue?
Nick: That
depends. Did you see me sprite myself?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Am I shivering
cold in my
jacket?
Mike: Yes?
Nick: Yes, I am from Briarcliffe.