A total fag-bro. A bromo, if you will. (homo+bro). The
type of man who wears
neon clothing and lots of plaid. Wakeboards more than they should, makes sure everyone knows it, and usually isn't very good at it. Loves the lake and acting
like a total toooooool!
Guy 1: "Hey, I've seen that kid on the
lake before, boarding it up, wearing
neon shorts. Is he cool?"
Guy 2: "Naw man he's a total Brew, don't
even talk to him."