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Ambidickstrous 

When a person is a top and a bottom
Person 1: "Are you a top or a bottom?
Person 2: "Both, I'm ambidickstrous"

Ambidickstrous 

He entered her with his ambidickstrous penis from a funny angle.
Ambidickstrous by Labradee April 5, 2011

Ambidickstrous 

The ability to have sex, while performing other activities simultaneously.
Todd: Hey, did you hear? Tim was doing his homework, while banging Samantha.

Tom: Wow bro, Tim must be ambidickstrous.
Ambidickstrous by cypher21 July 23, 2010

ambidickstrous 

When you're capable of using your hands, penis, and tongue all simulaneously during sex. Term usually reserved for men, or women with strapons.

Enhanced ability of ambidextrous.
You're combing a club, and some female approaches you and, referencing a threesome, asks, "Are you ambidickstrous? My girlfriend and I want to play."

Ambidickstrous 

The rare disorder of having two dicks, and sometime, one testicle, making threesomes a shit ton easier, and allowing extreme pleasure from double blowjobs.
Guy #1: I heard Kim Kardashian had sex with an Ambidickstrous guy...
Guy #2: Nah, if she did we would have gotten another sex tape.

Ambidickstrous 

When you can jack off equally well with both hands.
Angel’s left arm is equally as strong as his right - he MUST be ambidickstrous
Ambidickstrous by BigRM June 4, 2018