WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!
Hym "I
hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."
Iam "What are you doing?"
Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."
Iam "What? Why?"
Hym 🤷 "
Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally.
Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the
truth. About (
literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current
reality and a completely different one is always just
one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to
work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the
world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."
Iam "What did you expect them to do?"
Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their
king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."
Iam "
Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"
Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."
Iam *sigh* "
Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."
Hym "Too
late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our
door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."
Hym "Just think, it'
s an adventure!"
Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."
