ZZ Top 

Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.

Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??

ZZ Top by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003

zz top 

One of the best southern rock bands in this universe

Southern guy 1: Whoah dude! Have you heard "lowrider" by ZZ Top?

Southern Guy 2: Hell yea! #low-ri-der goes a little slower....#

zz top by Rossotron October 9, 2005

zz top 

to put your cock in someones ass and spin them around like zz top does to his guitar.

That bitch got double zz toped.

zz top by bjjjjjjjjjjjj April 8, 2008

ZZ Top 

When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win!

Man that girl was hairy. I pulled a full on ZZ Top on her and everything.

ZZ Top by roguecomposer October 22, 2008

ZZ Top 

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

ZZ Top by Andyman April 21, 2004

ZZ Top 

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock!
Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

ZZ Top by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

ZZ Top 

Falling asleep during a blowjob.

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?

ZZ Top by ty2trees March 4, 2023